The Wingerts of Oz

In recent days, our house has been transported to the magical land of Oz. Thankfully without the turbulent trauma of a vintage Kansas twister. (Which is a relief because these days, I get dizzy just spinning the kids around a few times.)

Ever since my kids read The Wizard of Oz with their homeschool teacher, a woman with whom I go way back, they have been as enchanted as Taylor Swift. Borderline obsessed, even.

Greyson has cultivated many obsessions over the years, birds being the preeminent one. During the pandemic, he became one of the leading ornithological experts on the East coast. (No seriously, he’s a legit authority on the subject.) Violet joins him in his fixations to a less compulsive extent, happily looking through bird books and playing Bird Bingo and Bird Memory with him.

But never before have the two of them become jointly fixated on something like they have with the 1900 literary classic written by L. Frank Baum. We showed them the movie too — with the Wicked Witch scenes conveniently redacted to avoid nightmares — but it’s the illustrated book that they come back to again and again.

Nearly all of their imaginative play in the last few weeks has been constructed around the people, places, and animals laid out in that classic text. “It can be Oz!” is their repeated refrain when we arrive at a playground, or a state park, or an Appalachian Trail shelter. But most often, it’s our living room. Or the minivan. Pretty much any room or space they occupy. They designate one place to be Kansas and another place to be Oz, and their imaginations take over from there.

Sometimes Violet is the Scarecrow and Greyson is the Tin Woodman (that’s his real name, I have now learned). Or maybe Violet is Dorothy, holding a stuffed dog that is Toto, and Greyson is the Scarecrow, holding a stuffed lion that is cowardly. And other times they’re both Kalidahs, “monstrous beasts with bodies like bears and heads like tigers” which were left out of the film, presumably because Hollywood lacked the special effects to convincingly portray such a bizarre creature in 1939. (Stay tuned for the eye-popping CGI Kalidahs in the 2039 centennial remake!)

Greyson and Violet also like sitting side by side, each holding their own copy of The Wizard of Oz, and taking turns “reading” chapters to each other. Violet can’t read yet, but they both charmingly conjure up the story in their own words while looking at the pictures.

It’s delightful to listen to our little natural storytellers paraphrase Baum’s masterpiece with great expression. I particularly enjoy hearing Violet depict the 4 characters explaining what they need from the Wizard with her sweetly sing-song voice. “I need him to give me a brain.” “Well okay, sure!”

When we trick or treat next week, Greyson will be the Cowardly Lion and Violet will be Dorothy. After years of them being nothing but animals, maybe the kids are entering a literary-character Halloween stage. That would be apropos since their parents were both English majors who got married in a library. (Coming next year… 8-year-old Holden Caulfield and 6-year-old Hester Prynne!)

As a parent, you never quite know what will capture your child’s imagination. I wouldn’t have guessed that Greyson, when he was 4, would spend over 4 months consumed with Christmas carols. It lasted all the way until spring! Heck, I started to resent even my favorite holiday tunes by the time March rolled around.

And I certainly didn’t anticipate this Oz obsession. Kids are wonderfully unpredictable. Half the fun of parenting is in putting cool stuff within their reach and seeing what they grab (and what grabs them). Greyson and Violet each have profoundly distinct personalities, and what floats each of their boats is often profoundly different.

But they both love floating in their boats (or spinning in their tornadoes) toward the marvelous land of Oz. It’s pure pleasure for me to watch them take this journey. And it leads me again and again, just like Dorothy, to the same sentimental conclusion:

There’s no place like home.

Evict the Monkey

“Take your stinkin’ paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” ~ Charlton Heston

There’s a monkey on my back. I’m writing this sentence to get rid of him.

This monkey has been latched onto my back for 3 months, an unwelcome passenger with his nails dug into my shoulders. This isn’t the fun kind of monkey. Think Caesar from the new Planet of the Apes, not Baloo from The Jungle Book. He’s not here for comic relief. The only relief will be in finally evicting him from my lower lumbar. I’m sick of him weighing me down. Might as well be a full-grown gorilla.

Okay, ditch the metaphor. Metaphors slow me down.

I’m talking about writer’s block. I haven’t written anything since July. Which is because I haven’t woken up early since July. Which is because I’ve been in the throes of yet another 3-month mental health downswing.

The downswing eased into an upswing a few weeks ago, thankfully, as it always eventually does. But today was the first day I managed to wake up early. “Sleeping is giving in,” as a band I once loved once sang.

It feels good, for the first time in 100 days, to not give in to the urge to sleep in. Sitting on the couch with my laptop, ambient music in the background, typing out some thoughts, everyone else in the house still asleep. Exhuming some clarity from my tired (but slowly awakening) brain.

It feels good. And I need this good feeling back in my life.

I need self-expression. I need an inner monologue. I need to create something. I need to look directly at my own thoughts and try to do justice to their scope.

Mental health lulls dampen my ability to hear my own thoughts. And that’s a lonely feeling. It’s disconcerting. It gives me the sense that I’m slowly becoming invisible.

I need to write. Writing makes me feel human. And…

Oh hey, my groggy 7-year-old just woke up! He wants to write something. So I’m handing him the laptop.

Scarecrow, tinman, cowardly lion, Dorothy, kalidahs, flying monkeys, munchkins. They are going to the Emerald city to get a brain, heart and courage. They are all in the wizard of oz.

Well there you go. Now you have a helpful rundown on the plot and characters of L. Frank Baum’s classic 1900 book. It looks like this morning, there are two writers in the house.

And monkeys are not welcome in this house, or on our backs.

Including those creepy flying ones.